Pigskin

What a zany, action-packed weekend of football! A few standout games:

- USC/Ohio St. - Ohio State rolls into Tinseltown sans Beanie Wells and leaves sans dignity.

- Auburn/Miss. St. - Final score 3-2. Even the narcoleptics were changing the channel on this one.

- BYU/UCLA - It appears the Mormons were not happy about a throng of liberals threatening their holy land. Final score 59-0. This means that USC should beat the Bruins by roughly 175 points.

WWKRD recognizes the SEC as the nation's strongest conference, and is excited about this weekend's slate of games, including Florida/Tennessee, LSU/Auburn, and Alabama/Arkansas. Our mild stunner of the week is Vandy knocking off Ole Miss.

In a perfect world, every day would be an autumn Saturday, but alas, we're stuck with Tuesday.