WWKRD Inaugural Man of the Week Award

It's time for the first WWKRD Man of the Week Award, given to those who embody all the integrity and bad-assedness expected of a true man in these harsh times.

The first award goes to none other than Mr. Clint Eastwood, whose no-nonsense awesomeness has stood the test of time for more than a half-century. 

Best known for his Man With No Name Trilogy, Dirty Harry, and his successful exploits as a director, Mr. Eastwood has refrained from rolling over to the trends of sissy boys and demands of Hollywood assholes. Rather, he has produced countless films laden with serious ass-whoopings, blatant exploitation of race and sex roles, giant guns, sweet cars, explosions, babes, and a beer-guzzling chimpanzee. 

And even as he approaches his 80th birthday, Mr. Eastwood continues to kick ass, as evidenced in last year's 'Gran Torino', where he shamelessly beat this shit out of some mouthy, punk Hmongs from the Detroit suburbs and pounded several cases of Pabst Blue Ribbon - because real men don't drink Stella or Blue Moon.

We here at WWKRD salute you, Clint Eastwood, for your contributions to society and your relentless pursuit of kicking sissy boy ass and scoring babes. Huzzah!