WWKRD Highly Anticipated Movie Watch

Mel Gibson.

He is one of the greatest actors and directors of our time. His list of credits includes some of the most influential and groundbreaking films ever made.

Mad Max
Lethal Weapon
The Patriot
We Were Soldiers
Apocalypto
The Passion of the Christ
Braveheart

Are you not entertained?

Unfortunately, our man Mel has been kicked to the curb by Hollywood after a few highly-publicized diatribes, highlighted by his anti-semitic rant after a DUI arrest in Malibu and the YouTube sensation that was his secretly-recorded pillow talk with Russian babe Oksana CanIBuyAVowelA.

But we here at WWKRD don't give a crap about an artist's personal life. We've all got problems. We'd all love to curse at Jews and Russians. And if our name wasn't Mel Gibson, we'd probably get away with it. Leave the man alone.

As for Mel, he's in desperate need of a box office winner to reclaim his place as a Hollywood A-lister and perhaps diffuse some of his off-the-screen distractions.

He needs a role that will cement his legend. One that will leave audiences breathless, gasping in awe and pure unadulterated wonder at his acting gifts.

There is only one such way to win the crowd. And that, loyal readers, is to wear a beaver on his hand.




Mel Gibson in: "The Beaver"

Coming soon to a theater near you.